You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive. Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive!
President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and social status. His policies have failed! We are not better off than we were 4 years ago, and no rhetoric, bumper sticker, or campaign ad can change that.
People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing down gasoline prices. The fact of the matter is that nobody can do that. The price of oil is set on the global economy. People who have looked at this closely and hard know that's the case.
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out.
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker.
Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Life sucks, and then you die.
Aging is for people who don't know any better.
I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]
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