Bumper Quotes

• A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

  Richard Brinsley Sheridan

  Clever, Justice, Judging

  1775 The Duenna, act 2, sc.3.

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• I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that much unless if have nieces and nephews or people to take.

  Anjelica Huston

  Niece, Car, People

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• We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

  David Cross

  Winning, Firsts, Bumper Sticker

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle / WireTap, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

  David Cross

  Funny, Hate, Humor

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Humor, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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  A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Witty, Laughter

  FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Jun 14, 2011

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• Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Inspirational, Money, Math

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• Aging is for people who don't know any better.

  Tony Horton

  Fishing, People, Aging

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• Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Funny, Crazy, Missing

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• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

  Albert Einstein

  Drinking, Alcohol, Inventory

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• God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.

  Dave Mustaine

  Fishing, People, Bars

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• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

  Gerard Way

  Missing, Mind, Bumper Sticker

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• I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

  Ron White

  Bumper Sticker, Carrots, Chains

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• I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Insanity, Suffering, Signatures

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• Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

  A. A. Milne

  Love, Missing You, Thinking Of You

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  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  George Carlin

  Nature, Philosophy, Stupid

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  A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

  William James

  Motivational, Inspiring, Attitude

  "American Treasury, 1455 - 1955". Book by Clifton Fadimany, 1455 - 1955, 1955.

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• There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

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• Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  "Complaints and Grievances". Documentary, Comedy, 2001.

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• A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were dull with anger disguised as apathy. If she kept on her current path, she'd grow into the type of person who fed her kids Doritos for breakfast and purchased angry bumper stickers with lots of exclamation points. But right now, she was just another in a long line of pissed-off small-town girls with a shitty outlook.

  Dennis Lehane

  Girl, Kids, Eye

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• The center has had the challenge of always having to be reasonable, balanced. If you're on the right, you can reach to the right; and on the left, you can reach left. But the center hasn't always sold as well in politics - it doesn't fit neatly on a bumper sticker. But what we're seeing is that citizens in countries around the world are realizing that, no, it's more important to be responsible and optimistic and thoughtful about the solutions and not feed knee-jerk, negative emotions.

  Justin Trudeau

  Country, Optimistic, Thoughtful

  Source: www.spiegel.de

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• Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean)

  Jeff Mariotte

  Thinking, Hook, Return

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• Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

  Gregg Rogell

  Mind, Doe, Bumper Sticker

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• [My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things, but never, as I said, ever campaigned for anybody. He let me put a [Barry] Goldwater sticker on his pickup truck, but he never put a bumper sticker on his car. We never had a yard sign or anything in our yards, never contributed to anybody's campaign.

  Jeff Sessions

  Father, War, Home

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• At our church I do not endorse politicians publicly. Because I am afraid that if I endorse one candidate, it would keep somebody from coming to our church. So I made one exception one time to put one bumper sticker on my car, but I don't ever do it anymore.

  Max Lucado

  Car, Church, Politician

  Source: www.christianpost.com

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