A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.
I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that much unless if have nieces and nephews or people to take.
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Aging is for people who don't know any better.
God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
I think the inflation prospects for the U.S. over the next five or six, seven years, are quite serious. You cannot have a bumper crop in apples without the value or the price of each apple falling. The Fed has had the largest increase in the monetary base in the history of the U.S., from colonial times to the present, times ten.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker
This is the age of the new tolerance and it is producing a bumper crop of anti-Christian and anti-American sentiment.
The Constitution: it's not just a good idea, it's the law.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
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