Bumper Quotes - Page 2

• [Jesus] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love.

  Shane Claiborne

  Christian, Jesus, Our Love

  "Plotting goodness together: An interview with Shane Claiborne". Interview with Jonathan Merritt, religionnews.com. May 22, 2013.

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• You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Car, Might

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• I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

  Darynda Jones

  Children, Thinking, Bumper Sticker

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.50, St. Martin's Press

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• A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.

  Tim Dorsey

  Beach, Florida, Legs

  Tim Dorsey (2012). “Pineapple Grenade: A Novel”, p.7, Harper Collins

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• Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

  Jill Shalvis

  Smile, Keep Smiling, Lips And Kissing

  Jill Shalvis (2011). “Head Over Heels”, p.100, Hachette UK

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• One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.

  Kevin Sessums

  Sobriety, Judgmental, Bumper Sticker

  Source: www.thedailybeast.com

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• Stuff Happens.’ That’s the G-rated version. That’s a bumper sticker that only a straight white upper middle class male could have made. Because anyone who isn’t straight, anyone who isn’t male, anyone who isn’t white, anyone who isn’t upper middle class knows that stuff doesn’t just happen. Stuff gets done by people to people. Nothing is a coincidence. Nothing is random. This isn’t osmosis. And so we act as if it’s this passive thing, but yet that’s not the case.

  Tim Wise

  Osmosis, Class, White

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• Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

  Darynda Jones

  Insanity, Genius, Bumper Sticker

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• The road to hell is paved with reasonable religion with a non-anxious god. Most days, I'm pretty happy driving down that road. But I keep running into this Crazy Fellow along the way. At every stop light, he jumps up and down to get my attention. He pounds on my window asking me where the heck I think I'm going. He stands on the front bumper, shouting at me to turn around. When all else fails, he throws himself in front of the car. He's such a drama queen.

  Mark Galli

  Running, Queens, Drama

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• Gay is a subculture, a slur, a set of gestures, a slang, a look, a posture, a parade, a rainbow flag, a film genre, a taste in music, a hairstyle, a marketing demographic, a bumper sticker, a political agenda and philosophical viewpoint. Gay is a pre-packaged, superficial persona-a lifestyle. It's a sexual identity that has almost nothing to do with sexuality.

  Jack Donovan

  Philosophical, Gay, Rainbow

  "Anrophilia: A Manifesto: Rejecting the Gay Identity, Reclaiming Masculinity". Book by Jack Donovan, 2006.

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• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

  Steven Wright

  Life, Positive, Success

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• A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than the other one that women around the White House have started using - 'I'm hidin' from Biden.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  White, House, Groups

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• California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of the other variety, too.

  Ronald Reagan

  Vegetables, Nuts, California

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• If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.

  Wes Nisker

  News, Bumper Sticker, Ifs

  "Danny Schechter, 'News Dissector' and Human Rights Activist, Dies at 72" by Sam Roberts, www.nytimes.com. March 23, 2015.

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• Gravity. It's not just a good idea; it's the law!

  Adam Savage

  Law, Ideas, Pilots

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• The center has had the challenge of always having to be reasonable, balanced. If you're on the right, you can reach to the right; and on the left, you can reach left. But the center hasn't always sold as well in politics - it doesn't fit neatly on a bumper sticker. But what we're seeing is that citizens in countries around the world are realizing that, no, it's more important to be responsible and optimistic and thoughtful about the solutions and not feed knee-jerk, negative emotions.

  Justin Trudeau

  Country, Optimistic, Thoughtful

  Source: www.spiegel.de

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• I see the whole field of environmentalis m and population as nothing more
  than the survival of the human species. I have wanted to have some bumper
  sticker made up saying 'Save the Humans'. At the bottom of it all, we are
  trying to save ourselves.

  Ted Turner

  Survival, Trying, Fields

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• Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean)

  Jeff Mariotte

  Thinking, Hook, Return

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• A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were dull with anger disguised as apathy. If she kept on her current path, she'd grow into the type of person who fed her kids Doritos for breakfast and purchased angry bumper stickers with lots of exclamation points. But right now, she was just another in a long line of pissed-off small-town girls with a shitty outlook.

  Dennis Lehane

  Girl, Kids, Eye

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• You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive. Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive!

  Joe Biden

  Alive, Want, Littles

  "Obama dogged by negatives". "PM" with Mark Colvin, www.abc.net.au. September 5, 2012.

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• You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do it! We're praying for you." The advice starts. "Use a heavier ball." "Keep your arm straight." "You should get a vasectomy." If you're really bad at bowling like me, they'll ask if want the bumpers up. Not that bowling is that complex anyway. "You want the bumpers? We can get rid of the pins. Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner?"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Cancer, Book

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• There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

  George Carlin

  Mathematical Logic, People, Three

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• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

  Steven Wright

  Sleep, Naps, Annoying

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• America need a significantly changed taxation system. And the one that I've advocated is based on tithing, because I think God is a pretty fair guy. If you give me a tithe, it doesn't matter how much you make. If you've had a bumper crop, you don't owe me triple tithes. And if you've had no crops at all, you don't owe me no tithes. So there must be something inherently fair about it.

  Benjamin Carson

  Thinking, America, Giving

  Source: www.cbsnews.com

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• Whirlyball is only the most awesome sport on the planet! It's like bumper cars plus lacrosse meets basketball.

  St. Vincent

  Inspirational, Basketball, Sports

  Imterview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. July 12, 2007.

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