Carrots Quotes

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  Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

  Jim Davis

  Thanksgiving, Food, Zucchini

  Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book”, p.4, Ballantine Group

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• The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.

  Paul Cezanne

  Life, Beauty, Beautiful

  "The Gramercy Tavern Cookbook". Book by Dorothy Kalins and Michael Anthony (p.221), www.esquire.com. 2013.

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• You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.

  Anton Chekhov

  Life, Asking, Ask Me

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• I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

  Mae West

  Food, Humor, Sassy

  "The wit and wisdom of Mae West".

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• That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Would Be

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• If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Drunk

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• If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in touch with Mother Earth and eating in such a way, you feel in touch with true life, your roots, and that is meditation. If we chew every morsel of our food in that way we become grateful and when you are grateful, you are happy.

  Nhat Hanh

  Inspirational, Life, Change

  "Zen master Thich Nhat Hanh: only love can save us from climate change" by Jo Confino, www.theguardian.com. January 21, 2013.

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• I think they named the orange before the carrot.

  Demetri Martin

  Thinking, Orange

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• Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

  Adam McKay

  Creative, Creative Freedom, Huge

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• There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.

  John F. Kennedy

  Diplomacy, Evidence

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• I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

  Stuart Pearce

  Soccer, Football, Tunnels

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• Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

  Robinson Jeffers

  Ass, Pleasure, Precipice

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• You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them.

  Jean-Paul Sartre

  Vegetables, Soul, Gardener

  "Dirty Hands". Book by Jean-Paul Sartre, Act 5, sc. 3, 1948.

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• I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

  Ron White

  Bumper Sticker, Chains, Funny One Liner

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• Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal of our foreign policy tools, whether they be by the stick or by the carrot.

  Nick Rahall

  Intelligent, People, Goal

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• Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.

  Russell Green

  Horse, Waiting, Heaven

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• I like girls who eat carrots.

  Louis Tomlinson

  Girl, One Direction

  "GQ&A: One Direction". Interview with Kevin Perry, www.gq-magazine.co.uk. March 29, 2012.

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• As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter.

  Victoria Moran

  Mushrooms, Kitchen, Tomatoes

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• If we chew every morsel of our food, in that way we become grateful, and when you are grateful, you are happy.

  Nhat Hanh

  Grateful, Way, Soil

  "Zen master Thich Nhat Hanh: only love can save us from climate change". Interview with Jo Confino, www.theguardian.com. January 21, 2013.

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• I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.

  Liam Neeson

  Onions, Dinner, Odd

  "Liam Neeson's 'wolf stew' claims land The Grey in hot water with Peta" by Ben Child, www.theguardian.com. February 6, 2012.

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• It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.

  Martin Mull

  Dream, Reality, People

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• Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.

  Dennis Miller

  Rivers, Dresses, Needs

  Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.90, Main Street Books

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• But some of us are beginning to pull well away, in our irritation, from...the exquisite tasters, the vintage snobs, the three-star Michelin gourmets. There is, we feel, a decent area somewhere between boiled carrots and Beluga caviare, sour plonk and Chateau Lafitte, where we can take care of our gullets and bellies without worshipping them.

  J. B. Priestley

  Stars, Food, Vintage

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• While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners.

  Stephanie Herseth Sandlin

  Government, Sticks, Congress

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• If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.

  Lawrence Korb

  Kuwait, Giving, Grew

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