Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.
You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in touch with Mother Earth and eating in such a way, you feel in touch with true life, your roots, and that is meditation. If we chew every morsel of our food in that way we become grateful and when you are grateful, you are happy.
I think they named the orange before the carrot.
Creative freedom is a huge carrot.
There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal of our foreign policy tools, whether they be by the stick or by the carrot.
Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.
I like girls who eat carrots.
As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter.
If we chew every morsel of our food, in that way we become grateful, and when you are grateful, you are happy.
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.
It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
But some of us are beginning to pull well away, in our irritation, from...the exquisite tasters, the vintage snobs, the three-star Michelin gourmets. There is, we feel, a decent area somewhere between boiled carrots and Beluga caviare, sour plonk and Chateau Lafitte, where we can take care of our gullets and bellies without worshipping them.
While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners.
If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.
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