When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am.
There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.
You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.
It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate.
Art is rearranging and grouping mistakes.
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.
It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat.
James Brown is important because he decorates the clock correctly and he's good with lower mathematics. Don't get me wrong - he's good.
I don't like getting out when I could be painting. And when I'm painting, I don't want anybody else around.
I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it.
I think people have had too much to think and ought to flex their magic muscles. It takes awhile to get oriented to what I do, but people seem to be able to hear it if they give it a chance. I'd never just want to do what everybody else did. I'd be contributing to the sameness of everything.
The stars are matter, We're matter, But it doesn't matter.
I like the blues..... but I like aqua marine just as much.
I needed to purge myself of all the attention my parents had given me - I wasn't neglected enough as a child.
The largest living land mammal is the absent mind.
I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.
If you want to be a different fish, jump out of school.
The wind is a very difficult sound to get. It's always changing.
Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs.
I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any.
Beatle bones and smokin' stones the dry sands fall.
I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid.
I think most people try to get others to see through their eyes.
Be kind, man - don't be mankind.
Earth ... God's golf ball.
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