If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Aging is for people who don't know any better.
Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The more you complain the longer God lets you live
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
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