Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The road to Hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Don't take life too seriously.
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
Don't steal - the government hates competition!
The road to hell is paved with leeks and potatoes
The more you complain the longer God lets you live
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Aging is for people who don't know any better.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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