The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!
I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.
The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.
Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.
Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve
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