Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

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• The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

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  Obstacles, Truth Is, Discovering

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• Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

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  Taken, Important, Ridiculous

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• Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.

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  Average, People, Average Person

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• To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

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  Winning, Player, Games

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• At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

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  Stupidity, Expenses, Built

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• Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

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  Sooner Or Later, Punctual

  Ashleigh Brilliant (1980). “I Have Abandoned My Search for Truth, and Am Now Looking for a Good Fantasy: More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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• Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

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  Believe, May, Please

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• I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?

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  Ashleigh Brilliant (1980). “I Have Abandoned My Search for Truth, and Am Now Looking for a Good Fantasy: More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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• Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.

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  Speak, Dangerous, Nothing But The Truth

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• Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?

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  Yesterday, Tomorrow, Certain

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• Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

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  Life, Teaching, Desire

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• If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

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  Life, Wisdom, Communication

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• I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

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  May Not Be Perfect, Excellent, I May Not Be

  "Self-Styled 'Epigrammist' Cuts To The Quip" by Aaron Epstein, www.washingtonpost.com. September 2, 1997.

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• I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.

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  Thinking, I've Learned

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• The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

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  Important, Age

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• Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

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  Inspirational, Stay Strong, Kindness

  Cory Booker @CoryBooker, twitter.com. May 17, 2015.

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• Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.

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  Past, Scrapbooking, Longing

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• The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.

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  Facts, Explanation, Ought

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• My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

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  Humorous, Profound, Insane

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• One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

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  Reason Why, Reason, Plans

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• The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

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  Sarcastic, Sarcasm, Past

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• I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

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  Competition, Faults, Blame

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• If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

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  Change, Laughing, Trying

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• My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

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  Cat, Secret, Meaning Of Life

  Ashleigh Brilliant (1985). “All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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• Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

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  Funny, Life, Hilarious

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