Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.
Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.
My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.
Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.
I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.
You can never discard too many bad ideas.
There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.
How can I fail when I have no purpose?
Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.
My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.
The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.
I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
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