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Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

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Trying, Patient, Life Is

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When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.

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Journey, Differences, Mind

Ashleigh Brilliant (1985). “All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

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Want, Way, Unreasonable

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My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

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Lying, Numbers, Records

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My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.

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Uplifting, Chance, Life Is

Ashleigh Brilliant (1980). “I Have Abandoned My Search for Truth, and Am Now Looking for a Good Fantasy: More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

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Desperate, Enough, Conditions

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My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.

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Patterns, Shows, Clear

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In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

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Order, Mind, Trying

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I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.

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Nice, Reality, Missing

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Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.

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Flight, Enjoy, Walks

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Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.

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Insecurity, World, This World

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The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.

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Book, People, Want

Ashleigh Brilliant (1985). “All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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You can never discard too many bad ideas.

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Ideas, Bad Ideas

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There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.

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Life, Wisdom, Mind

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I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.

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Depressing, Thinking, Feels

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How can I fail when I have no purpose?

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Purpose, Failing

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Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

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Games, Brilliant, Score

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My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.

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Book, Has Beens

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The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

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Friendship, Hurt, Real Friends

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I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.

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Lying, Worry, Birth

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You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

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Enjoy Life, Enjoy

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Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.

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Accepting, Accept Me

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It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.

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Men, Different, Well Known

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My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

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Technology, Broken, Giving

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Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.

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May, Someday, Valuable

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