I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.
Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.
Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.
Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.
The true artists is one who insists on producing a supply, whether or not there's any demand.
My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
Do you believe in apathy at first sight?
Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.
How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
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