I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.
The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.
I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
More books have resulted from somebody's need to write than from anybody's need to read.
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.
Do you believe in apathy at first sight?
There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.
Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health.
Without me there could be no everybody.
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
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