I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
More books have resulted from somebody's need to write than from anybody's need to read.
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
Do you believe in apathy at first sight?
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.
Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
Without me there could be no everybody.
The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.
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