I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.
More books have resulted from somebody's need to write than from anybody's need to read.
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.
Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.
If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
Without me there could be no everybody.
The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do
In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature.
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