Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes - Page 3

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• My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

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  Cat, Secret, Meaning Of Life

  Ashleigh Brilliant (1985). “All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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• The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

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  Needs, Too Late, Late

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• Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

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  Communication, Littles, Difficult

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• Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

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  Work, Political, Relaxation

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• For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

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  Chocolate, Infinite, Easy

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• I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

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  Funny, Hilarious, Humorous

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• There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

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  Talking, Trying, Harm

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• I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

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  Funny Relationship, Common, Understand Me

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• Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

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  Alliances, Conquer, Hoping For The Best

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• If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

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  Thinking, Silence, Thinker

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• I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.

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  Confused, Want, Understood

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• Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?

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  Yesterday, Tomorrow, Certain

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• Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

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  Taken, Important, Ridiculous

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• If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.

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  Disappointment, Missing, Trying

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• Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

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  Responsibility, Fate, Soul

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• What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

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  Simple, Needs, Littles

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• My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.

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  Education, Teaching, Giving

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• Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

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  Answers

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• Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

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  Believe, May, Please

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• I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.

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  Conflict, Settling, Bloodshed

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• Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.

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  Mistake, Watches, Made

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• I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

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  May Not Be Perfect, Excellent, I May Not Be

  "Self-Styled 'Epigrammist' Cuts To The Quip" by Aaron Epstein, www.washingtonpost.com. September 2, 1997.

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• It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.

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  Decision, Gone, Research

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• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

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  Funny, Sarcastic, Humble

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