There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.
What we really need is to realize how little we really need.
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.
Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.
Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.
I will always love the false image I had of you.
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
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