I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.
Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.
All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone.
Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?
If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.
If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
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