How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.
If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature.
Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.
Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.
If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.
I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
We're still benefiting from the sacrifices of people long dead, but we're also suffering from their errors.
The true artists is one who insists on producing a supply, whether or not there's any demand.
Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there's so little demand for it?
There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.
At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.
The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.
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