For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.
Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?
Scientists say we use 10% of our brain. That's way too much. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school
I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
Tell me again how much you agree with me.
I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.
The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
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