Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes - Page 9

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• My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.

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  Ideas, Mind, Easy

  Ashleigh Brilliant (1985). “All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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• To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

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  Office, Taxes, Communicate

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• Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

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  Breakfast, May, Meaningless Life

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• For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

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  Funny, Matter, Strange

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• I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.

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  Past, Faces, Certain

  Ashleigh Brilliant (1980). “I Have Abandoned My Search for Truth, and Am Now Looking for a Good Fantasy: More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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• What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

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  Law, Needs, Lawyer

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• The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.

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  Library, This Life, Closest

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• Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

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  Self, Warning, Caution

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• The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

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  People, Sense Of Humor

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• If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

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  Trying, Groaning, Rhythm

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• If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.

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  May, Way, Different

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• All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

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  Want, Littles, Brilliant

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• Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

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  Inspirational, Positive, Dream

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• Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?

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  Alive, Coincidence

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• It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.

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  Alive, Being Me, Enough

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• The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.

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  Winning, Play, Way

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• Scientists say we use 10% of our brain. That's way too much. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.

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  Brain, Tasks, Use

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• I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school

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  School, How To Be Happy, Teach

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• I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.

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  Moving, Clouds, Trying

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• According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

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  Statistics, Figures, Officials

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• One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

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  Worry, Problem, Enough

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• If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.

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  Together We Can, Working Together, Together

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• Tell me again how much you agree with me.

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  Competition, Conflict, Negotiation

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• I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.

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  World, Visitors, Welcome

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• The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can

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  Garbage Cans, Dining, World

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