One thing about pain: It proves you're alive.
If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.
Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?
The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.
I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.
There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
In one sense, I have always felt glad to have had the war [World War II] in my childhood, because, as a result, nothing that has happened in the world since then has ever seemed quite so bad. On the other hand, I never entirely got over my feeling of being cheated when the promised era of peace in a wonderful "post-war world" failed to materialize. I could not understand how, after all that, people could ever even think of fighting again. And I still can't.
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
Better start rushing before the rush begins!
I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.
We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.
Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.
It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.
It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.
Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.
What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?
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