My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
I have seen the future! Go back!
Is there life in other families?
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.
Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.
Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.
Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.
I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.
What could possibly be more fantastic than reality?
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?
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