Elections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible.
When the federal government spends more each year than it collects in tax revenues, it has three choices: It can raise taxes, print money, or borrow money. While these actions may benefit politicians, all three options are bad for average Americans.
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it.
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
There is no such thing as a good tax.
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in the world nothing can be said to be certain except death and taxes.
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and governments.
I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes.
[The Internal Revenue Code is] about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form
Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten
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