Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
The best things in life are free
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.
I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.
One thing is clear: The Founding Fathers never intended a nation where citizens would pay nearly half of everything they earn to the government.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
The power to tax is the power to destroy.
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
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