Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter.
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.'
1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
I've never really had a hobby, unless you count art, which the IRS once told me I had to declare as a hobby since I hadn't made money with it.
The more expansive government is, the more perils people face in daily lives, be it from IRS agents or from child support services, or from other agencies that often have little or no legal restraints on their power.
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.
Reports also suggest that Ernst and Young and other large tax preparation firms are sending tax returns overseas for processing. But the IRS has no control over tax information once it's been sent to India or another country.
While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than one account.
It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS.
I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do.
Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code!
Low-income taxpayers deserve the same rights as everyone else. It was wrong of the IRS to target low-income taxpayers, and I am please by the decision to correct this unfair practice.
Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so.
I have not done anything wrong. I have not broken any laws. I have not violated any IRS rules or regulations and I have not provided false information to this or any other committee.
IRS is very poorly equipped to make a distinction between what is a religion and what is not.
I don't want the IRS banging down my door.
The United States has a system of taxation by confession
A [tax loophole is] something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta
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