Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.
Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn't understand, she had to explain: 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I understood.
Money doesn't change you; it reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'
Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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