Brendan Behan Quotes

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• The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

  Brendan Behan

  Love, Life, Important

  Brendan Behan (1968). “The wit of Brendan Behan”

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• I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

  Brendan Behan

  Drinking, Two, Alcohol

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• I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

  Brendan Behan

  War, Situation, Policemen

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• They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

  Brendan Behan

  Land, Tongue, Language

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• I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

  Brendan Behan

  Summer, Beer, Winter

  "Brendan Behan Dies in Dublin", www.nytimes.com. March 21, 1964.

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• It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

  Brendan Behan

  Respect, Cynical, Ireland And The Irish

  "Brendan Behan, Interviews and Recollections". Book by E. H. Mikhail, Vol. 2 (p. 186), 1982.

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• The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

  Brendan Behan

  People, Envy, Young

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• Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

  Brendan Behan

  Funny, Editors, Criticism

  "ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER; Breathing Rarefied Air", www.nytimes.com. May 6, 1990.

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• Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.

  Brendan Behan

  Suicide, Determination, Men

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• Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

  Brendan Behan

  Inspirational, Psychosis, People

  Richard's Cork Leg (1961).

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• I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

  Brendan Behan

  Life, Dublin, Ireland And The Irish

  The Hostage act 1 (1958)

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• The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

  Brendan Behan

  Funny, Marriage, Sexy

  "Readers recommend: songs about prostitution" by Peter Kimpton, www.theguardian.com. July 24, 2014.

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• I am a drinker with writing problems.

  Brendan Behan

  Drinking, Writing, Problem

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• The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

  Brendan Behan

  Peace, War, Novelists

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• Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.

  Brendan Behan

  Prison, Contempt, Jailer

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• If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

  Brendan Behan

  Accepting, Ifs, Limitation

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• I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

  Brendan Behan

  Drinking, Food, Beer

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• If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

  Brendan Behan

  Rain, Ireland And The Irish, Soup

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• Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

  Brendan Behan

  Sister, Son, May

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• I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

  Brendan Behan

  Drinking, People, Ruined

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• There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

  Brendan Behan

  Miserable, Made, Situation

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• Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

  Brendan Behan

  Umpires, Judging, Said

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• One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

  Brendan Behan

  Addiction, Irish Drinking, Enough

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• Every cripple has his own way of walking.

  Brendan Behan

  Way, Cripples, Walking

  Brendan Behan (2014). “The Hostage”, p.86, Bloomsbury Publishing

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• When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.

  Brendan Behan

  Fighting, Men, Two

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