Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
I am a daylight atheist.
No man can discover his own talents.
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
You made one mistake. You married me.
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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