Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
I am a daylight atheist.
The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
You made one mistake. You married me.
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