When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.
I am a hardened and shameless tea drinker, who has, for twenty years, diluted his meals with only the infusion of this fascinating plant; whose kettle has scarcely time to cool; who with tea amuses the evening, with tea solaces the midnight, and, with tea, welcomes the morning.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
No poems can please long or live that are written by water drinkers.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach.
I am for those who believe in loose delights, I share the midnight orgies of young men, I dance with the dancers and drink with the drinkers.
A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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