When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.
I am a hardened and shameless tea drinker, who has, for twenty years, diluted his meals with only the infusion of this fascinating plant; whose kettle has scarcely time to cool; who with tea amuses the evening, with tea solaces the midnight, and, with tea, welcomes the morning.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
No poems can please long or live that are written by water drinkers.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.
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