When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.
I am a hardened and shameless tea drinker, who has, for twenty years, diluted his meals with only the infusion of this fascinating plant; whose kettle has scarcely time to cool; who with tea amuses the evening, with tea solaces the midnight, and, with tea, welcomes the morning.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
No verse can give pleasure for long, nor last, that is written by drinkers of water.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
They who drink beer will think beer.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
I am a drinker with writing problems.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
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