Funny Money Quotes - Page 7

• Lack of money is the root of of all evil.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Money, Roots, Greatest Wealth

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• A fool and his money are soon married.

  Carolyn Wells

  Money, Italian, Fool

  Carolyn Wells (1912). “The Lover's Baedeker and Guide to Arcady”

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• We didn't actually overspend our budget. The health Commission allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.

  Frank Howard Clark

  Money, Business, Hair

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• All heiresses are beautiful.

  John Dryden

  Beauty, Beautiful, Cynical

  John Dryden (1717). “The Dramatick Works of John Dryden, Esq: Don Sebastian, king of Portugal. Amphitryon: or, The two Sosia's. Cleomenes, the Spartan heroe. King Arthur. Love triumphant”

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• If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

  George Gobel

  Funny, Dog, Money

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• They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.

  Joseph Addison

  Funny, Money, Work

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• If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

  Lane Kirkland

  Funny, Money, Hard Work

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• Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Money, Wall

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• It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

  Dave Barry

  Income, Irs, Taxation

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• Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

  Ogden Nash

  Bankers, Banking

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• Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

  Homer

  Family, Money, World And Love

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• If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are.

  Errol Flynn

  Money, Forget, Prepared

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