A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
There is no such thing as a good tax.
The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians.
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Indoors or out, no one relaxes
In March, that month of wind and taxes,
The wind will presently disappear,
The taxes last us all the year.
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
There's no such thing as a good tax.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids
Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
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