I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
We know the problems, and we know the solution: sustainable development. The issue is the political will.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Political will is a renewable resource, and everyone can have it in abundance if they so choose.
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail. Without it, nothing can succeed.
It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
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