Bumper Sticker Quotes - Page 2

• Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Inspirational, Money, Math

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• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

  Gerard Way

  Missing, Mind, Hackers

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• Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

  Fran Lebowitz

  Fantasy, Settling, Abandon

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• I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.

  John Bolton

  Believe, Foreign Policy, Characterization

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• Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Funny, Crazy, Missing

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• Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

  Mason Cooley

  Advice, Flying, Fortune Cookie

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• I see the whole field of environmentalis m and population as nothing more
  than the survival of the human species. I have wanted to have some bumper
  sticker made up saying 'Save the Humans'. At the bottom of it all, we are
  trying to save ourselves.

  Ted Turner

  Survival, Trying, Fields

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• The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has one on her van, and it says, 'If this van's rockin', I'm deleting emails.'

  David Letterman

  Team, People, Email

  "David Letterman's political guests: The jokes were on them" by Diana D'Abruzzo, Slide 14, www.politico.com. May 20, 2015.

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• At our church I do not endorse politicians publicly. Because I am afraid that if I endorse one candidate, it would keep somebody from coming to our church. So I made one exception one time to put one bumper sticker on my car, but I don't ever do it anymore.

  Max Lucado

  Car, Church, Politician

  Source: www.christianpost.com

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• It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response.

  Jeffrey R. Holland

  Jesus, Obvious, Response

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• A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than the other one that women around the White House have started using - 'I'm hidin' from Biden.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  White, House, Groups

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• The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

  John Oliver

  People, Flags, World

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• Sex gets people killed, put in jail, beaten up, bankrupted, and disgraced, to say nothing of ruined - personally, politically, and professionally. Looking for sex can lead to misfortune, and if you get lucky and find it, it can leave you maimed, infected, or dead. Other than that, it's swell: the great American pastime. ... You probably won't see it on a bumper sticker, but sex kills.

  Edna Buchanan

  Sex, Jail, People

  Edna Buchanan (2009). “The Corpse Had a Familiar Face”, p.172, Simon and Schuster

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• The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France'

  Tom Brokaw

  Iraq, France, Firsts

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• [Jesus] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love.

  Shane Claiborne

  Christian, Jesus, Our Love

  "Plotting goodness together: An interview with Shane Claiborne". Interview with Jonathan Merritt, religionnews.com. May 22, 2013.

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• One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here in England, but no one's going to have a sign in front of their house. Nobody's going to wear buttons. And in France, same thing. In America I like that people have signs and buttons and bumper stickers. Sometimes you'll smile at someone from a distance, then you'll get up close and you'll see their pin, and you're like, "Oh my god. I wasted a smile on you?"

  David Sedaris

  Distance, America, People

  Source: www.usatoday.com

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• The center has had the challenge of always having to be reasonable, balanced. If you're on the right, you can reach to the right; and on the left, you can reach left. But the center hasn't always sold as well in politics - it doesn't fit neatly on a bumper sticker. But what we're seeing is that citizens in countries around the world are realizing that, no, it's more important to be responsible and optimistic and thoughtful about the solutions and not feed knee-jerk, negative emotions.

  Justin Trudeau

  Country, Optimistic, Thoughtful

  Source: www.spiegel.de

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• A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Reading, Pennsylvania, Lawyer

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• The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.

  Ted Dekker

  Positive, Christian, Thinking

  Ted Dekker (2005). “The Slumber of Christianity: Awakening a Passion for Heaven on Earth”, p.15, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in a manner that bespeaks the determination with which you believe it. Because contrary to the wisdom of the bumper sticker, it is not enough these days to simply question authority—you've got to speak with it too.

  Taylor Mali

  Determination, Believe, Challenges

  Taylor Mali, “Totally like whatever, you know?”

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• We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is something you deeply felt. You didn't have to wear it on your lapel or show it in your window or on a bumper sticker. That kind of patriotism does not appeal to me at all.

  Sam Shepard

  Ideas, Patriotism, Doe

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• I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.

  Allen West

  Pool, Genes, Threat

  "Top 10 Allen West lines" by Mackenzie Weinger, www.politico.com. April 6, 2012.

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• Every time I see the bumper sticker that says “We think we’re humans having spiritual experiences, but we’re really spirits having human experiences,” I (a) think it’s true and (b) want to ram the car.

  Anne Lamott

  Spiritual, Thinking, Car

  Anne Lamott (2014). “Small Victories: Spotting Improbable Moments of Grace”, p.74, Penguin

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• A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

  Darynda Jones

  Waiting, Poverty, Obedience

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.904, St. Martin's Press

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• How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.

  Shane Claiborne

  Jesus, Real, War

  Shane Claiborne, Chris Haw (2009). “Jesus for President”, p.166, Harper Collins

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