A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
We tend to get what we expect.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Service is what life is all about.
You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you.
A foolish man thinks he knows everything. A wise man knows he doesn't," Finn replied absently, still looking down at the book. "That's such a fortune-cookie answer," I said with a laugh, and even he smirked at me.
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.
Life is a promise; fulfill it.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
Don't agonize, organize.
Success is never final.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.
Forget goals. Value the process.
If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.
It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.
Love of action is not industry.
Outward success alienates a man from himself.
Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
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