Momma Quotes

• If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

  Dolly Parton

  Country, Saying Bad Things, Ifs

  Twitter post from Mar 30, 2010

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• Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

  Will Rogers

  Giving, Return

  Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling (1995). “Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)”, M Evans & Company

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• I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money.

  Joe Louis

  Pride, Names, Boxing

  Joe Louis, Edna Rust, Art Rust (1978). “Joe Louis: My Life”, Harcourt

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• Miss America was always white. All the beautiful brown women in America, beautiful sun tans, beautiful shapes, all types of complexions, but she always was white.And Miss World was always white, and Miss Universe was always white.And the angel fruit cake was the white cake and the devil food cake was the chocolate cake.I said, 'Momma, why is everything white?' I always wondered. And the President lived in the White House.

  Muhammad Ali

  Beautiful, Angel, Cake

  Interview with Michael Parkinson, www.mirror.co.uk. 1971.

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• Motherhood is a great honor and privilege, yet it is also synonymous with servanthood. Every day women are called upon to selflessly meet the needs of their families. Whether they are awake at night nursing a baby, spending their time and money on less-than-grateful teenagers, or preparing meals, moms continuously put others before themselves.

  Charles Stanley

  Mom, Baby, Teenager

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• Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe

  Rick Bragg

  Garden, People, Hoe

  Rick Bragg (2010). “All Over but the Shoutin'”, p.46, Vintage

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• No one can beat Momma. She made me the person I am today. The way I think and act and move and talk and speak. It's all because of her.

  Deshaun Watson

  Moving, Thinking, Today

  Source: bleacherreport.com

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• Promise to my momma I'ma make it to the Top..
  So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop

  J. Cole

  Climbing, Promise, Heartbeat

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• The world's a hard place, Danny. It don't care. It don't hate you and me, but it don't love us, either. Terrible things happen in the world, and they're things no one can explain. Good people die in bad, painful ways and leave the folks that love them all alone. Sometimes it seems like it's only the bad people who stay healthy and prosper. The world don't love you, but your momma does and so do I.

  Stephen King

  Life, Hate, Love You

  STEPHEN KING (1977). “THE SHINING”

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• Hey,” the other said, coming to life. “You’re supposed to be in jail.” Al grinned at him, his white-gloved grip tightening on the wooden handle, which was intricately carved in the shape of a naked, writhing woman. Nice. “And your momma wanted you to have a brain,” he said, yanking the door open and slamming it into the guy’s face.

  Kim Harrison

  Nice, Doors, White

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• I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart of the situation.

  Tori Spelling

  Girl, Mom, Heart

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• You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, House, Causes

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• One nice thing about my momma is, she never gets on you for what you are not doing. I mean, she never looks away from the things you do only to notice what isn't on the plan. This is the most important thing in getting along with...anybody, and I can tell you because I copy it from her and it makes good sense. You don't go looking at the things people don't do, when they already be doing plenty in other areas. If your son collects stamps, why you want to go fussing at him because he doesn't play the clarinet? Check out his stamps, man.

  Bruce Brooks

  Nice, Mean, Son

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• Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems.

  Chris Kyle

  Doe, Violence, Problem

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• Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma.

  Paul Vixie

  Thinking, Acronyms, Obscure

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• The momma bears are demanding, 'Protect our kids.'

  Gene Ward

  Kids, Marriage Equality, Bears

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• Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

  Coolio

  Food, Cooking, Taste

  Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.15, Simon and Schuster

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• Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro.

  Erk Russell

  School, Sunday, Church

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• Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy

  Kim Kardashian

  Cheer, Sassy, Shakes

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• Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar.

  J. Cole

  Girl, Sexy, School

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• All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano.

  Dolly Parton

  Piano, People, Grandpa

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• My own momma turned her back on me, and that's my momma.

  Gucci Mane

  My Own, My Momma

  "Song: "First Day Out Tha Feds" ("Everybody Looking")". 2016.

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• You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Hunting, Dresses

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• My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

  Aries Spears

  Doors, Used, Kicks

  "All Star Comedy Jam". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2009.

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• You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them.

  Brandi Carlile

  People, Can't Change, Knows

  "Singer-Songwriter Brandi Carlile: On Leaving a Better World for Her Daughter". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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