Redneck Quotes - Page 11

• They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom.

  Joe Bageant

  Christian, Stupid, Religion

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• Thomas Sowell is America's foremost public intellectual and for good reason. His work covers almost every subject imaginable- race, economics, Marxism, ethnic groups, immigration patterns, just to name a few. He is persuasive and provocative and always scintillating. I've read all his books and never been even faintly disappointed. Black Rednecks & White Liberals is no exception.

  Fred Barnes

  Book, Race, Names

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• Reardan is the rich white farm town that sits in the wheat fields exactly 22 miles away from the Rez. And it's a hick town I suppose filled with farmers and rednecks and racists cops who stop every Indian that drives through. During one week when I was little dad got stopped three times for DWI- Driving While Indian.

  Sherman Alexie

  Dad, Wheat Fields, White

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• I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food. It's a totally yuppie spin on what I thought was kind of a redneck occupation.

  Sarah Wayne Callies

  Thinking, Hunting, Yuppies

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• Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

  Jackson Browne

  Honey, Introducing, Scales

  Song: Red Neck Friend, Album: For Everyman, 1973

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• I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

  Lou Reed

  Army, Piglet, Woods

  Song: Beginning of a Great Adventure, Album: New York

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• If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Bail, Might, Taxes

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• I kinda like Florida. It's hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn't Florida the way people think of Florida. It wasn't south Florida. But you could still easily drive to Panama City Beach and get a little bit of Redneck Riviera if you want that. Get some airbrushed T-shirts on, and you're done.

  Tony Hale

  Beach, Thinking, Cities

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• Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.

  Elton John

  Honesty, Way, Quitting

  Song: Honky Cat Elton John Bernie Taupin

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• I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.

  Joni Mitchell

  Dancing, Goats, Mets

  Song: California

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• You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Shoes, Might, Bathroom

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• You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Teeth, Might, Ifs

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• You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Giving, Events, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Gourmet, Onions, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Home, Beer, Towns

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• You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Believe, Groundhog Day, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Grandma, Shoes, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Grades, Duty

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• You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Men, Might, Our Family

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• You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Silence, Barns

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• You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Girlfriend, Down And, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dresses, Might, Bras

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• You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Over You, Cash, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Nice, Wish, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Mom, Girlfriend, Shopping

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