I went to the bathroom and threw some water on my face, combed my hair. If I could only comb that face, I thought, but I can't.
If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom.
The paperless society is about as
plausible as the paperless bathroom.
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me.
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom.
I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror and I realized I had one of two choices, change the list or change myself.
I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me.
There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.
You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without.
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
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