Bathroom Quotes - Page 3

• Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.

  Margaret Mead

  Peace, Two, Capacity

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• I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

  Rod Stewart

  Singing, Coming Out, Ghastly

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• I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me.

  Britney Spears

  Fear, Long, House

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• Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks,
  you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

  Garry Trudeau

  Life Is Like, Get Up, Break

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• My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Kids, Car

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• When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

  Erma Bombeck

  Running, Dog, Children

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• I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without.

  Helen Reddy

  Children, Hands, Paper

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• I'm very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, 'hey girl, you're alright'. But on the other hand, I find the website stuff, and the polls, something completely removed from my own personal life. You can't take anything like that too seriously, otherwise you'd end up in the loony bin.

  Cameron Diaz

  Girl, Morning, Mirrors

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• A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Fathers Day, Children

  Bill Cosby (1987). “Fatherhood”, Berkley Publishing Group

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• You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.

  Linda Fiorentino

  Kids, Want, My Family

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.

  Arne Jacobsen

  Usa, America, Cost

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.

  Macy Gray

  House, Skins, Red

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• Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall.

  Ani DiFranco

  Wall, Blow, Wind

  Song: Good, Bad, Ugly, Album: Imperfectly

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• As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.

  Ronald Blythe

  Church, Helping, British

  'The Age of Illusion' (1963) ch. 12

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• Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?

  Tom Coburn

  Girl, School, Thinking

  "Coburn Warns of 'Lesbianism' in Schools". www.foxnews.com. October 12, 2004.

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• The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

  Arthur C. Clarke

  Zero, Funny Life, Business

  "The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners". Book by Geoff Tibballs (p. 264), 2004.

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• I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

  Grover Norquist

  Government, Want, Size

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The mother- poor invaded soul- finds even the bathroom door no bar to hammering little hands.

  Charlotte Perkins Gilman

  Mother, Doors, Hands

  Charlotte Perkins Gilman (2015). “Collected Works of Charlotte Perkins Gilman: Short Stories, Novels, Poems and Essays: The Yellow Wallpaper, What Diantha Did, Women and Economics, The Crux, Moving the Mountain, Herland and other works from the prominent American feminist, sociologist and novelist”, p.827, e-artnow

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• My father's motto has always been 'Room in the heart, room in the house.' As charming as this sounds, it translates into a long line for the bathroom and extra loads of laundry for my mother.

  Firoozeh Dumas

  Mother, Father, Heart

  Firoozeh Dumas (2007). “Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America”, p.25, Random House

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• Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Travel, Boys

  Twitter post from Jul 10, 2009

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• Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.

  Winston Churchill

  Chance

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• When I really worry about something, I don’t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don’t go. I’m too worried to go. I don’t want to interrupt my worrying to go.

  J. D. Salinger

  Worry, Want, Fool

  J.D. Salinger (1951). “The Catcher in the Rye”

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• But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom.

  Barbara Kingsolver

  Mistake, Pride, My Mistakes

  Barbara Kingsolver (2008). “The Poisonwood Bible”, p.382, Faber & Faber

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• Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

  Thom Yorke

  Radiohead, Millions

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• I crawled in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and saw the devil. It was me.

  Larry Gatlin

  Mirrors, Devil, Saws

  Source: www.cbn.com

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