Beer Quotes - Page 3

• Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Witty, Work

  Quoted in Frank Harris, Oscar Wilde: His Life and Confessions (1916)

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• There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

  Willie Nelson

  Drinking, Doctors, Drunk

  Willie Nelson, Bud Shrake, Edwin Shrake (2000). “Willie: An Autobiography”, p.193, Rowman & Littlefield

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• I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.

  Mike Ditka

  Sports, Drinking, Alcohol

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• Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Motivational, Drinking, Yield

  The Devil's Dictionary

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• People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!

  Sophia Bush

  Football, Dog, Weekend

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• Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.

  Joe Theismann

  Player, Daylight, Rugby

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• I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

  Charles Bronson

  Hands, Guy, Cinema

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

  Tom T. Hall

  Matter, Too Much, Facts

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• Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!

  Zakk Wylde

  Time, Guitar, Play

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• You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Football, Country

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.231, Simon and Schuster

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• I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.

  James Hetfield

  Guitar, Boat

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• I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

  Babe Ruth

  Wine, Thinking, Talking

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• What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

  W. Clement Stone

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

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• I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails.

  Zoe Saldana

  Girl, Guy, Nails

  "Zoe Saldana's Star Turn". Interview with Monica Corcoran, www.womenshealthmag.com. April 13, 2009.

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• Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

  Billy Carter

  Drinking, Taste, Painting

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• Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

  Billy Carter

  Real, Boys, Blue

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• An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.

  Confucius

  Philosophical, Government, Profound

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• The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down.

  Ethel Waters

  Moving, Glasses, Air

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• You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

  Anthony Kiedis

  Marijuana, Sober, Pot

  Interview Magazine, 2000.

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• I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Inspirational, Wisdom, Truth

  Abraham Lincoln (1999). “The Wit & Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln: A Treasury of Quotations, Anecdotes, and Observations”, Gramercy

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• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

  Winston Churchill

  Military, Drinking, Taken

  In Quentin Reynolds By Quentin Reynolds (1964) ch. 11

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• When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

  Brian O'Rourke

  Food, Fall, Drinking

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• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

  Henny Youngman

  Crazy, Drinking, Reading

  Quoted in Rocky Mountain News, 15 July 1994

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• Wine is like beer except different.

  George W. Bush

  Wine, Different

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• Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye.

  Roger Maris

  Leadership, Sports, Baseball

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