Good people drink good beer.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.
I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.
I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin.
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
It's a fair wind that blew men to ale.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself.
I work until beer o'clock.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
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