Beer Quotes - Page 6

• Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Drinking, Weight Loss, Dieting

  "Cat's Cradle". Book by Kurt Vonnegut, 1963.

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• My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

  John Belushi

  Drinking, Advice, Funny Drinking

  "Fictional character: John Blutarsky (Bluto)". "Animal House", www.imdb.com. July 27, 1978.

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• A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

  Matt Groening

  Mother, Smell, Over You

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• I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

  Brendan Behan

  Summer, Winter, Men

  "Brendan Behan Dies in Dublin", www.nytimes.com. March 21, 1964.

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• I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

  Miguel de Cervantes

  Drinking, Alcohol, Beverages

  Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (1822). “The achievements of the ingenious gentleman, don Quixote de la Mancha. A tr. based on that of P.A. Motteux, with the memoir and notes of J.G. Lockhart”, p.258

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• I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.

  Bryan Brown

  Book, Mates, Mines

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.

  Marie Laurencin

  Girl, Art, Glasses

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• No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

  John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

  Drinking, Book, Fighting

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• To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

  Leo Durocher

  Drinking, Support, Groups

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• Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

  Dave Moulton

  Drinking, Drunk, Alcohol

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• I drink to make other people interesting.

  George Jean Nathan

  Drinking, Book, People

  George Jean Nathan, Charles Angoff (1998). “The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin.

  Ace Frehley

  Heart, Years, Way

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• We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.

  Charlie Daniels

  Play, Aggravation, House

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• You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

  Frank Zappa

  Country, Real, Drinking

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.231, Simon and Schuster

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• Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

  Ronald Biggs

  Justice, Brazil, Barbados

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• In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.

  A. J. P. Taylor

  Men, Power, Past

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• I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.

  Bill Lee

  Change, Baseball, Buttons

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• My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.

  Casey Kasem

  Firsts

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• Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

  Billy Carter

  Party, Drinking, Food

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• Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.

  Charles Bukowski

  Suicide, Wall, Drinking

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• You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.

  Grant Wood

  Wine, Fish Tanks, Meat

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• Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

  Hal Foster

  Funny, Drinking, Enjoy

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• When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

  Dave Barry

  Fun, Humorous, Home

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• I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

  Rodney Carrington

  Jobs, Goes On, Want

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• Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

  W. C. Fields

  Sex, People, Ugly

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