Beer Quotes - Page 10

• Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

  Wilhelm II

  Funny, Kings, Women

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• I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Funny, Drinking, Humor

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• The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

  Oscar Wilde

  Forgiveness, Letting Go, Book

  Intentions "The Critic as Artist" pt. 1 (1891)

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• A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

  Frank Lloyd Wright

  Stupid, Drinking, Artist

  Quoted in N.Y. Times, 22 June 1958

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• My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

  Henny Youngman

  Good Life, Grandma, Drinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

  John Ciardi

  Drinking, Sobriety, Moderation

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• Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.

  Frederick The Great

  People, Drink

  "Good Till the Last Drop Dead" by Kerry Howley, reason.com. August 31, 2005.

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• You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man.

  Bruce Aidells

  Humorous, Drinking, Nursing

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• Here's to the drunken Marine
  With beer in his canteen!
  You've heard of the Unknown Soldier
  But, never an unknown Marine!

  John Ripley

  Marine, Soldier, Canteen

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  I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

  George Best

  Soccer, Sports, Football

  "Best: Decline of the golden boy". news.bbc.co.uk. June 14, 2005.

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• Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Missing You, Strong, Drinking

  Robert A. Heinlein (1987). “Time Enough for Love”, p.325, Penguin

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• Drinking is a way of ending the day.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Drinking, Way, Heavy Drinking

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• The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

  Art Donovan

  Drinking, Blow, Tree

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• There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Drinking, Doctors, Alcohol

  Benjamin Franklin (2008). “The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac”, p.38, Nayika Publishing

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• I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

  Jack Kerouac

  Suicide, Drinking, Alcohol

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• The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops instead of the family gathering places that they ought to be.

  George Orwell

  Children, Gathering, Nonsense

  George Orwell (1968). “The Collected Essays, Journalism, and Letters of George Orwell: As I please, 1943-1945”

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• All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

  Dave Barry

  Humorous, Drinking, Rays

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.18, Ballantine Books

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• Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

  Homer

  Kids, Son, Daddy

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• But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray all the live long day, Nor ever once from the church to stray.

  William Blake

  Fire, Long, Giving

  William Blake (1966). “Complete Writings: With Variant Readings”, p.216, Oxford University Press, USA

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• Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

  Cathy Hopkins

  Death, Drinking, Weight Loss

  Cathy Hopkins (2007). “Mates, Dates and Chocolate Cheats”, p.13, Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.

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• We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.

  William Bradford

  Consideration, Brewing Beer, Take Time

  William Bradford, Edward Winslow (2009). “Plymouth plantation: selections from the narratives of William Bradford and Edward Winslow”

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• Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

  Tom Robbins

  Drinking, Soul, Bottles

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Jitterbug Perfume”, p.411, Bantam

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• Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer.

  A. E. Housman

  Home, Way, Neckties

  Shropshire Lad (1896) no. 62

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• I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

  W. C. Fields

  Humorous, Drink, Brewing

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• Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

  Dudley Moore

  Drinking, Alcohol, Liquor Funny

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