Beer Quotes - Page 14

• Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.

  David Wallace

  Funny, Fire, May

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• I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

  Joe Teti

  Wine, Survival, Peaches

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• To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.

  Publilius Syrus

  House, Debate, Empty

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• I was not able to work up much enthusiasm over the ball game, and in the midst of it I was handed a note informing me of the sudden death of Senator Dwight morrow. He had proved a great pillar of strength in the senate and his death was a great loss to the country and to me. I left the ballpark with the chant of the crowd ringing in my ears, 'We Want Beer!'

  Herbert Hoover

  Country, Baseball, Loss

  Herbert Hoover, (2013). “The Memoirs of Herbert Hoover - The Great Depression, 1929-1941”, p.90, Read Books Ltd

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• Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.

  Alan D. Eames

  Agriculture, Village Life, Driving

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• Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

  Charlie Papazian

  Men, Waste, Lifetime

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• They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.

  Ben Schwalb

  Hands, Cold

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• I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, "Men can't brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly. You are a funny man! Beer is women's work."

  Alan D. Eames

  Laughter, Men, Hilarity

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• What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.

  Joe Teti

  Drinking, Guy, Survival

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• Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?

  William Shakespeare

  Art, Drinking, Food

  'Twelfth Night' (1601) act 2, sc. 3, l. [124]

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• I am not young enough to know everything.

  James M. Barrie

  Book, Athlete, Knowledge

  The Admirable Crichton (performed 1902, pubd. 1914) act 1

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• Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

  Billy Sunday

  Christian, Whiskey, Hell

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• I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading.

  Mario Puzo

  Reading, Gambling, Booze

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• With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that necessity constantly to demonstrate masculine sameness, which provided one of the most flattening sources of uniformity.

  Donald Horne

  Sports, Drinking, Men

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• Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.

  Stephen Beaumont

  Funny, Drink, Enjoy

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• I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

  Bruce Lansky

  Golf, Play, Nine

  Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.20, Simon and Schuster

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• It's the same things your whole life. 'Clean up your room!', 'Stand up straight!', 'Pick up your feet!', 'Take it like a man!', 'Be nice to your sister!', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever!'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track!'

  Philip Connors

  Nice, Wine, Groundhog Day

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• There is no back label with a story on a beer can.

  Ely Callaway Jr.

  Wine, Labels, Stories

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• Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.

  David Swanson

  Imagine, Damn, Ifs

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• Greek customs such as wine drinking were regarded as worthy of imitation by other cultures. So the ships that carried Greek wine were carrying Greek civilization, distributing it around the Mediterranean and beyond, one amphora at a time. Wine displaced beer to become the most civilized and sophisticated of drinks—a status it has maintained ever since, thanks to its association with the intellectual achievements of Ancient Greece.

  Tom Standage

  Drinking, Wine, Other Cultures

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• Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober.
  How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

  Daniel Dumile

  Kings, Rap, Thinking

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• The reality is that beer still outsells wine and spirits combined, and makes up 60 of all alcoholic beverage occasions. It's important to keep beer fun, relevant and in step with the changing preferences of adults who enjoy beer.

  Pat McGauley

  Fun, Wine, Reality

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• In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.

  Ed O'Neill

  Inspirational, Funny, Graduation

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• Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, Philosophical, Passion

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

  Langston Hughes

  Likes, Whiskey

  Langston Hughes (2015). “The Best of Simple”, p.2, Hill and Wang

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