What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.
John Updike: our greatest suburban chic-boutique man of letters. A smug and fatal complacency has stunted his growth beyond hope of surgical repair. Not enough passion in his collected works to generate steam in a beer can. Nevertheless, he is considered by some critics to be America's finest *living* author: Hold a chilled mirror to his lips and you will see, presently, a fine and dewy moisture condensing -- like a faery breath! -- upon the glass.
Nature, like Maimonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.
Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly.
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.
I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading.
With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that necessity constantly to demonstrate masculine sameness, which provided one of the most flattening sources of uniformity.
Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.
Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.
Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, "Men can't brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly. You are a funny man! Beer is women's work."
They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.
To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
It's the same things your whole life. 'Clean up your room!', 'Stand up straight!', 'Pick up your feet!', 'Take it like a man!', 'Be nice to your sister!', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever!'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track!'
There is no back label with a story on a beer can.
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.
Greek customs such as wine drinking were regarded as worthy of imitation by other cultures. So the ships that carried Greek wine were carrying Greek civilization, distributing it around the Mediterranean and beyond, one amphora at a time. Wine displaced beer to become the most civilized and sophisticated of drinks—a status it has maintained ever since, thanks to its association with the intellectual achievements of Ancient Greece.
Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?
The reality is that beer still outsells wine and spirits combined, and makes up 60 of all alcoholic beverage occasions. It's important to keep beer fun, relevant and in step with the changing preferences of adults who enjoy beer.
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