Beer Quotes - Page 20

• Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

  Lynda Barry

  Dream, Art, Thinking

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• President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they were like, 'Oh, you'll see.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Jobs, Construction Workers, Guy

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• Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.

  Sergei Lukyanenko

  Real, Glasses, Coffins

  Sergei Lukyanenko, Vladimir Nikolaevich Vasilʹev (2007). “Day watch”, Miramax

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• Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!

  Prince William

  Thinking, Cider, Drink

  "William: my normal life as a student prince" by Peter Archer, www.theguardian.com. May 30, 2003.

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• Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer.

  Gary Reilly

  Money, Wealth And Happiness, Bvb

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• Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

  Compton Mackenzie

  Two, Doe, Taste

  Sir Compton Mackenzie (1950). “Tight Little Island”

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• Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
  I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin
  Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
  Need me a triple shot of that juice
  Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
  I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
  One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

  John Lee Hooker

  Baby, Drinking, Men

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• Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.

  Chris Laidlaw

  Football, Rugby, American Football

  Chris Laidlaw (1973). “Mud in Your Eye: A Worm's Eye View of the Changing World of Rugby”

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• Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed.

  Henry VIII of England

  Weed, Wicked, Hops

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• I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.

  Jack Nicholson

  Glasses, Giving, Soul

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• The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made out. No one has ever been able to explain why the Doric temple of Paestum is more beautiful than a glass of cold beer except by bringing in considerations that have nothing to do with beauty.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Funny, Beauty, Beautiful

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• The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float....are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.

  Mark Kurlansky

  New York, Food, Eggs

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• Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to sit down, plenty of bartenders, menus written in 18-point sans-serif, and easy-to-find bathrooms. But nobody would be there. They would all be down the street at Coyote Ugly pouring beer on each other.

  Joel Spolsky

  Ugly, Coyotes, Would Be

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• Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Alcohol, Doe, Spirit

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• My father always said I would do something big one day.'I've got a feeling about you, John Osbourne,' he'd tell me, after he'd had a few beers.'You're either going to do something very special, or you're going to go to prison.'
  And he was right, my old man.
  
  I was in prison before my eighteenth birthday.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Father, Men, Feelings

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• Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts.

  Gordon B. Hinckley

  Alcohol, Disease, Liquor

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• The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless. Producers are promoting new types of alcoholic beverages as competitors in the huge soft-drink market. Grocery and convenience stores and gas stations stock alcoholic beverages side by side with soda pop. Can Christians who are involved in this commerce be indifferent to the physical and moral effects of the alcohol from which they are making their profits?

  Dallin H. Oaks

  Christian, Wine, Soda Pop

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• Downhill's the future of the sport. Cross-country's not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand and potato chips in the other is going to say, I can do that. America likes to see people crash.

  Missy Giove

  Sports, Country, Cycling

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• A theater without beer is just a museum

  Bertolt Brecht

  Museums, Theater

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• Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied at that moment in a film, but your craft isn't structured around such things, except in beer commercials.

  Gordon Willis

  Photography, Crafts, Film

  Interview with John Lingan, www.splicetoday.com. January 28, 2009.

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• I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.

  Chris Pratt

  Two, Want, Drink

  "There Will Be No More ‘Fat Pratt,’ Says Chris Pratt" by Lindsey weber, www.vulture.com. November 17, 2014.

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• Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

  Ashley Purdy

  War, Heart, People

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• You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer.

  Bedrich Smetana

  Funny, Cheer, Fire

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• Never ask for 'a beer.'

  Michael Jackson

  Funny, Asks

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• This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Balls, Journalism

  "Boogers Are My Beat". Book by Dave Barry, September, 2003.

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