I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Good people drink good beer.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
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