Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
I drink to make other people interesting.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
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