Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
Ballroom dancing is a contact sport. Rugby is a collision sport.
Rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen.
The French are predictably unpredictable.
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
In 1823, William Webb Ellis first picked up the ball in his arms and ran with it. And for the next 156 years forwards have been trying to work out why.
Your hands can't catch what your eyes can't see.
Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient... That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?
The whole point of rugby is that it is, first and foremost, a state of mind, a spirit.
I didn't know what was going on at the start in the swirling wind. The flags were all pointing in different directions and I thought the Irish had starched them just to fool us.
The sooner that little so-and-so goes to rugby league, the better it will be for us.
The winger resembles Mother Brown, running with a high knee-lift and sometimes not progressing far from the spot where he started.
winning is not everything it is the only thing
Anyone who's seen the Wigan [League] players stripped has been faced with the raw truth of the matter... No time for male modelling, and even Princess Di would think twice about getting too close to that lot.
I didn't know what was going through my mind.
I knew he would never play for Wales ... he's tone deaf.
The French selectors never do anything by halves; for the first international of the season against Ireland they dropped half the three-quarter line.
If I had been a winger, I might have been daydreaming and thinking about how to keep my kit clean for next week.
Me? As England's answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely.
The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.
It's a really exciting time to be involved in Welsh rugby.
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Bryan Habana likes to talk himself up before games and then nothing happens.
My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press photos of him on the field looking swarthy and fit, and snaps of our boy emerging from Mayfair nightclubs, looking sexy and dishevelled.
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