Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
Ballroom dancing is a contact sport. Rugby is a collision sport.
Rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen.
The French are predictably unpredictable.
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
In 1823, William Webb Ellis first picked up the ball in his arms and ran with it. And for the next 156 years forwards have been trying to work out why.
I knew he would never play for Wales ... he's tone deaf.
Your hands can't catch what your eyes can't see.
The whole point of rugby is that it is, first and foremost, a state of mind, a spirit.
Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient... That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?
I prefer rugby to soccer. I enjoy the violence in rugby, except when they start biting each other's ears off.
Rugby may have many problems, but the gravest is undoubtedly that of the persistence of summer.
Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.
I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby.
winning is not everything it is the only thing
Anyone who's seen the Wigan [League] players stripped has been faced with the raw truth of the matter... No time for male modelling, and even Princess Di would think twice about getting too close to that lot.
I didn't know what was going through my mind.
I've seen a lot people like him, but they weren't playing on the wing.
My goodness, that wee ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down.
Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.
We're going to tear those boys apart.
I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones.
I like to think I play rugby as it should be played - there are no yellow or red cards in my collection - but I cannot say I'm an angel.
No leadership, no ideas. Not even enough imagination to thump someone in the line-up when the ref wasn't looking.
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