Beer Quotes - Page 21

• If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport

  Andrew McMahon

  Sports, Enlightening, Drink

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• The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made out. No one has ever been able to explain why the Doric temple of Paestum is more beautiful than a glass of cold beer except by bringing in considerations that have nothing to do with beauty.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Funny, Beauty, Beautiful

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• The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float....are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.

  Mark Kurlansky

  New York, Food, Eggs

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• I'm standing under a sign that says, 'Budweiser is king of beers,' and everybody's got their beers here today," I told them. "But I'm here to talk about the King of Kings. I know I might look like a preacher, but I'm not. Here's how you can tell whether someone's a preacher or not: if he gets up and says some words and passes a hat for you to put money in, that's a preacher. This is free. This if free of charge, which proves I'm not a preacher.

  Phil Robertson

  Kings, Looks, Budweiser

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• Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to sit down, plenty of bartenders, menus written in 18-point sans-serif, and easy-to-find bathrooms. But nobody would be there. They would all be down the street at Coyote Ugly pouring beer on each other.

  Joel Spolsky

  Ugly, Coyotes, Would Be

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• Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

  Benjamin Franklin

  Want, Proof, Total War

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• What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to a Russian and beer to a Bavarian, what money is to a Swiss, that is outdoor-life to an Australian. It is a noble mania, better than vodka, better than cool reserve, better than money.

  George Mikes

  Funny, Humor, Self

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• Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Alcohol, Doe, Spirit

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• My father always said I would do something big one day.'I've got a feeling about you, John Osbourne,' he'd tell me, after he'd had a few beers.'You're either going to do something very special, or you're going to go to prison.'
  And he was right, my old man.
  
  I was in prison before my eighteenth birthday.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Father, Men, Feelings

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• Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,' not as in 'free beer'.

  Richard Stallman

  Thinking, Liberty, Speech

  Richard Stallman (2002). “Free Software, Free Society: Selected Essays of Richard M. Stallman”, p.35, Lulu.com

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• Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts.

  Gordon B. Hinckley

  Alcohol, Disease, Liquor

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• Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to the disease called alcoholism, which is humiliating, dangerous, and even deadly.

  Gordon B. Hinckley

  Alcohol, Use, Dull

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• The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless. Producers are promoting new types of alcoholic beverages as competitors in the huge soft-drink market. Grocery and convenience stores and gas stations stock alcoholic beverages side by side with soda pop. Can Christians who are involved in this commerce be indifferent to the physical and moral effects of the alcohol from which they are making their profits?

  Dallin H. Oaks

  Christian, Wine, Soda Pop

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• Downhill's the future of the sport. Cross-country's not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand and potato chips in the other is going to say, I can do that. America likes to see people crash.

  Missy Giove

  Sports, Country, Cycling

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• And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

  Kris Kristofferson

  Breakfast, Dessert

  Song: Sunday Morning Coming Down

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• A theater without beer is just a museum

  Bertolt Brecht

  Museums, Theater

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• Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied at that moment in a film, but your craft isn't structured around such things, except in beer commercials.

  Gordon Willis

  Photography, Crafts, Film

  Interview with John Lingan, www.splicetoday.com. January 28, 2009.

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• I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.

  Jennifer Rardin

  Light, Switching, Cures

  Jennifer Rardin (2011). “Bitten To Death: Book four in the Jaz Parks sequence”, p.100, Hachette UK

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• Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they end up giving out an image that they’re gay. But guys don’t always need to be drinking beer, fighting in pubs or pulling women by the hair. They may have a deep affection.

  Henry Cavill

  Stupid, Drinking, Gay

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• I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.

  Chris Pratt

  Two, Want, Drink

  "There Will Be No More ‘Fat Pratt,’ Says Chris Pratt" by Lindsey weber, www.vulture.com. November 17, 2014.

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• Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

  Ashley Purdy

  War, Heart, People

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• You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer.

  Bedrich Smetana

  Funny, Cheer, Fire

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• Never ask for 'a beer.'

  Michael Jackson

  Funny, Asks

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• Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

  Michael Jackson

  Funny, May, Causes

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• This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Balls, Journalism

  "Boogers Are My Beat". Book by Dave Barry, September, 2003.

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