Beer Quotes - Page 25

• Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

  Toby Keith

  Horse, Men, Glasses

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• Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Baby, Milk, Drink

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• When you're 25, you can eat hamburgers and pizza and drink beer and stay out all night and come out the next day and drink a couple cups of coffee and just play. If I did that today, my heart would stop and I'd need a stretcher and an IV.

  Mike Piazza

  Couple, Coffee, Heart

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• Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

  Homer

  My Love For You, Trustworthy, Dies

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• Good peo­ple drink good beer.  Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer.  Think about it.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Thinking, Bars, Looks

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• If you can make a little painting for the ears with a few words, well, I like words; I like cutting them up and finding different ways of saying the same thing... I get into a spell, and it all comes easy. I don't labor over it. I go inside the song, I think you make yourself an antenna for songs, and songs want to be around you. And then they bring other songs along, and then they're all sitting around, and they're drinkin' your beer, and they're sleeping on the floor. And they are using the phone, they're rude, thankless little f---ers.

  Tom Waits

  Song, Drinking, Sleep

  "Waits In Wonderland". Image Magazine Interview with Rip Rense, December 13, 1992.

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• So the absurdity of happiness is that it is embarrassing to discuss or even mention, impossible to define or measure, may not be achievable at all - or, at best, only intermittently and unconsciously - and may even turn into its opposite if directly pursued, but that it frequently turns up unexpectedly in the course of pursuing something else. There is no tease more infuriating...It is tempting to forget the whole thing and simply fall back on the couch with a remote control in one hand and a beer in the other.

  Michael Foley

  Fall, Hands, Opposites

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• When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?

  Chris Moneymaker

  College, People, Trying

  "Moneymaker under a microscope". Interview with Bernard Lee, www.espn.com. June 5, 2008.

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• I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I'd probably still be drinking today.

  Joe Perry

  Drinking, Thinking, Play

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• If God had wanted us to spend all our time fretting about the problems of home ownership, He would never have created beer. This is not to say that I am recommending that you totally ignore your responsibilities as a homeowner and just sit around all day with a can of beer in your hand. No indeed, I have long been a believer in purchasing bottled beer, and pouring it into a chilled glass.

  Dave Barry

  Responsibility, Home, Hands

  Dave Barry (2010). “Homes and Other Black Holes”, p.8, Ballantine Books

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• Never allow a child to spend all of his allowance. Insist that he set aside a certain amount of money every week and put it in a safe place, where you can get it if you need to buy beer.

  Dave Barry

  Children, Needs, Safe

  Dave Barry (2006). “Dave Barry's Money Secrets: Like: Why Is There a Giant Eyeball on the Dollar?”, p.88, Crown Archetype

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• Ask most kids about details about Auschwitz or about how the American Indians were assassinated as a people and they don't know anything about it. They don't want to know anything. Most people just want their beer or their soap opera or their lullaby.

  Marlon Brando

  Kids, People, Opera

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play sports.

  Nicolas Winding Refn

  Sports, Men, Play

  Source: www.moviesonline.ca

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• I'm not saying Christopher Pyne and all them are my enemies, they're great blokes, shouted me a few beers a couple of times which I like, it's - we have got to sit down with the people like that. We have got to sit down with people like that and negotiate and work our way through. If we don't do that then we're just going to continue the sins of the past.

  Yitzhak Rabin

  Couple, Past, People

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• My drug of choice is beer. It's not only socially accepted, you can't even watch a football game without having it shoved in your face a thousand times.

  Kirk Windstein

  Football, Games, Choices

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• Drinking goes with everything, there's always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want.

  Kirk Windstein

  Easter, Drinking, Sunday

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• Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.

  Christa Faust

  Dry, Pants, Heat

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• I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

  Pauline Quirke

  Men, Would Be, Cockneys

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his dietary protein needs, 12 percent of the carbohydrates, 9 percent of essential phosphorus, 7 percent of his riboflavin, and 5 percent of niacin. Should he go on to immoderate beer drinking, he becomes a walking vitamin pill.

  Barbara Holland

  Drinking, Mean, Essentials

  Barbara Holland (2007). “The Joy of Drinking”, Bloomsbury USA

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• I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

  Frank Zappa

  Football, Writing, Men

  Interview with Dave Rothman in Oui Magazine, April 1979.

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• I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

  John Daly

  School, Three, Four

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• After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football.

  Jeremy Shockey

  Football, Games, Mind

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• She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Family, Beauty

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• A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.

  Salman Rushdie

  Book, Reading, Writing

  Salman Rushdie (1990). “In good faith”, Penguin (Non-Classics)

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• Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

  Jean-Paul Sartre

  Witty, Time, Humorous

  La Naus‚e (Nausea, 1938) "Vendredi"

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