Beer Quotes - Page 11

• Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Inspirational, Baby, Motivational Sports

  "Pumping Iron". Documentary, www.imdb.com. 1977.

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• One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

  James Thurber

  Drinking, Two, Alcohol

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• I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

  J. R. R. Tolkien

  Family, Party, Book

  J.R.R. Tolkien (2012). “The Fellowship of the Ring: Being the First Part of The Lord of the Rings”, p.32, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer.

  A. E. Housman

  Home, Way, Neckties

  Shropshire Lad (1896) no. 62

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• When in doubt tell the truth.

  Mark Twain

  Life, Truth, Honesty

  Following the Equator ch. 2, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" (1897)

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• The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Humorous

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.13, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

  Jack Kerouac

  Suicide, Drinking, Alcohol

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• There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Drinking, Doctors, Alcohol

  Benjamin Franklin (2008). “The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac”, p.38, Nayika Publishing

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• Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

  Homer

  Kids, Son, Daddy

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• It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.

  Martin Luther

  Drinking, Thinking, House

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• Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

  Cathy Hopkins

  Death, Drinking, Weight Loss

  Cathy Hopkins (2007). “Mates, Dates and Chocolate Cheats”, p.13, Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.

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• Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

  Thomas Pynchon

  Funny, Air, Bitter

  Thomas Pynchon (2012). “Gravity's Rainbow”, p.240, Penguin

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• Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

  Charles Bukowski

  Drinking, Emotional, Alcohol

  Charles Bukowski (2003). “Sunlight Here I Am: Interviews and Encounters, 1963-1993”

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• I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two

  Sean Connery

  Two, Able, Three

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• The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

  Dean Martin

  Two, Glasses, Drunk

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• Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Years, Oysters, Giving

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• Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.

  Hugh Hood

  Beautiful, Drinking, Looks

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• In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

  Frank Yankovic

  Heaven, Irish Drinking, Funny Irish

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• Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

  Dudley Moore

  Drinking, Alcohol, Liquor Funny

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• There are more old drunkards than old physicians.

  Francois Rabelais

  Humorous, Drinking, Wine

  Francois Rabelais (2014). “Gargantua and Pantagruel”, p.142, Lulu Press, Inc

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• Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

  Tom Robbins

  Drinking, Soul, Bottles

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Jitterbug Perfume”, p.411, Bantam

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• Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!

  Hunter S. Thompson

  War, Hell, Drink

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• Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe, and must be called drinking, being so thirsty and hell-like that no guzzling of wine and beer, however large, will cool it off, and I fear that such will ever remain Germany's plague, until the day of judgment.

  Martin Luther

  Country, Drinking, Wine

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• Why don't we get drunk and screw?

  Jimmy Buffett

  Drunk, Screws

  Song: Why Don't We Get Drunk, 1973

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• So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.

  Reginald De Koven

  Laughing, October, Ale

  Reginald De Koven, Harry Bache Smith (1898). “Robin Hood: A Comic Opera in Three Acts”

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