Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
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