Beer Quotes - Page 9

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  An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Book, Drinking, Intelligent

  Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

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• You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

  Celia Rivenbark

  Morning, Drinking, Funny Alcohol

  Celia Rivenbark (2009). “You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning”, p.6, Macmillan

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• I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Drinking, Humor

  Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.64, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

  George Jean Nathan

  Marriage, Wedding, Jobs

  George Jean Nathan, Charles Angoff (1998). “The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.

  Tom Petty

  Rock And Roll, Magic, Use

  Song: Money Becomes King, Album: The Last DJ

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• Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer

  Granger Smith

  Girl, Country, Encouragement

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• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  Kinky Friedman

  Beauty, Philosophy, Drinking

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• All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal.

  Rod Dixon

  Animal, Training, Want

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• The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

  W. Arthur Lewis

  Differences, Drunk, Meetings

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• A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

  Stephen King

  Funny, Lying, Men

  Stephen King (2014). “Pet Sematary”, p.26, Simon and Schuster

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• Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.

  Don Spencer

  Art, Art Is, Brewers

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• I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.

  Greg Norman

  Hey, Grass, Allergic

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• Life's not all beer and skittles

  Radclyffe Hall

  Skittles

  Radclyffe Hall (2016). “The Well Of Loneliness”, p.131, Radclyffe Hall

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• There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.

  Samuel Johnson

  Happiness, Men, Alcohol

  In James Boswell 'The Life of Samuel Johnson' (1791) vol. 2, p. 452 (21 March 1776)

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• Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

  W. C. Fields

  Inspirational, Funny, Party

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• I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

  W. C. Fields

  Giving Up, Alcohol, Age

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• Is there a parson much bemused in beer, a maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer, a clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross, who pens a stanza when he should engross?

  Alexander Pope

  Father, Soul, Clerks

  Alexander Pope (1854). “The Poetical Works”, p.105

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• When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

  Jimmy Breslin

  Drinking, Food, Funny Sarcastic

  Jimmy Breslin (1986). “Table money”

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• Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is good ale.

  George Henry Borrow

  Names, Ale, Drink

  George Henry Borrow (1851). “Lavengro: The Scholar--the Gypsy--the Priest”, p.345

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• People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

  Ann Landers

  Drinking, Swimming, People

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• Beer is an improvement on water itself.

  Grant Johnson

  Funny, Water, Improvement

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• Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.

  Frederick The Great

  People, Drink

  "Good Till the Last Drop Dead" by Kerry Howley, reason.com. August 31, 2005.

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• A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.
  A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat.
  So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

  William Butler Yeats

  Lying, Drinking, Home

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• A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

  Frank Lloyd Wright

  Stupid, Drinking, Artist

  Quoted in N.Y. Times, 22 June 1958

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• My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

  Henny Youngman

  Good Life, Grandma, Drinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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