I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!
Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.
If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.
Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them
People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.
If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele
I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.
Me and a mate picked up two darling birds and they took us back to their flat. I went into the bedroom with my bird and she started getting undressed. I was that drunk I was standing there wondering how to get undressed without letting go of the award. I went to sit on the bed, missed it by four feet and ended up lying on the floor. I remember the bird looking down at me, and saying, ‘Some player of the year.’ Then I fell asleep. I woke up still clutching my award and staggered out of the flat. I hadn’t a bloody clue where I was.
They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.
He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
If you make up your own mind, you can only blame yourself.
I will respect this liver. After all, it's not mine.
I definitely don't think that money can buy you love. It can buy you affection but certainly not love.
That thing about being an icon, the fifth Beatle, I just found it so freaky.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.
I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.
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