What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?
Glasgow Rangers. God I loved playing for them
I never make predictions and I never will.
I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.
No one is ever going to be as good as I was
I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're real. I don't care if you look at me like that. UFO's are a definite fact and I've got to see one soon.
I got eight O-levels at school...zero in every subject.
I don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and I'll try not to drink again tomorrow.
I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.
Daft as a brush? I'm daft, but I'm not daft as a brush!
A boy is better unborn than untaught.
I know I would have had a lot more trophies in my cabinet if I went with him [Sir Alex Ferguson].
But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.
I like to help create team spirit in the dressing room. I feel that I've got loads of love to give.
I'm going to do things when they are right for me.
Scholesy is one of my favourite players of all time. He was a great professional who had everything and I used to love playing with him. You could give him the ball in any position, he would take one touch and you would know exactly what the next move would be. [ . . . ] He was magical, pure class.
Everywhere I looked life seemed to be full of problems and they were just going to go on and on. It was never going to get any better.
I had to accept that I was an alcoholic, that was the main thing. I think you've got to. But I try not say that I'm an alcoholic. I prefer to say that it's a disease I've got.
I would do those 2 years over and over again for the rest of my life
I've learnt and I just want to be respected for what I've achieved on the pitch. I know I haven't achieved much off it but I do know I've given pleasure to people watching me play football over the years.
I know as a manager you have to abide by the chairman's decisions. But his decisions were this team, that team, this player, that player. The chairman is a control freak.
It was a big relief off my shoulder.
If I want to be a better person for whoever is in my life, I have to learn.
If the fans want me out, I'll put my hands up and leave. Like a proper man. I won't make excuses, I'll leave.
I never refused an autograph, never refused to buy someone a drink. Now I'm learning to say I've got other things on, instead of doing it and wondering why.
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