The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
When you win, nothing hurts.
I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier.
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today.
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now.
When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.
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