Funny Football Quotes

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Phyllis Diller

Football, Motivational Sports, Inspiration

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If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.

Bo Jackson

Motivational, Soccer, Football

Bo Jackson, Dick Schaap (1990). “Bo knows Bo: the autobiography of a ballplayer”, Doubleday Books

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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

Frank Gifford

Sports, Football, Nfl

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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.

John Madden

Inspirational, Positive, Leadership

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I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.

Ian Rush

Funny, Soccer, Football

'It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country' by Lee Honeyball, www.theguardian.com. February 06, 2005.

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You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.

Dan Birdwell

Motivational, Soccer, Football

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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

Bill Shankly

Inspirational, Leadership, Football

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When you win, nothing hurts.

Joe Namath

Softball, Sports, Baseball

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My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.

David Beckham

Inspirational, Soccer, Football

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I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

David Beckham

Funny, Soccer, Football

"Together by Richard Sennett - review" by Nicholas Lezard, www.theguardian.com. February 26, 2013.

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We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now.

Bruce Coslet

Soccer, Football, Running

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I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd

Johnny Giles

Funny, Soccer, Football

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Football is easy if you're crazy as hell.

Bo Jackson

Sports, Football, Crazy

Bo Jackson, Dick Schaap (1990). “Bo knows Bo: the autobiography of a ballplayer”, Doubleday Books

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I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

Jerry Rice

Motivational, Sports, Football

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Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

Doug Plank

Sports, Football, Player

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There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between.

Gary Lineker

Funny, Soccer, Football

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I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.

Knute Rockne

Football, Prayer, Player

"Text of Bush's Notre Dame speech". edition.cnn.com. May 20, 2001.

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

Dave Barry

Football, Intelligent, Sharks

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.

Lee Hendrie

Soccer, Football, Ankles

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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Terry Bradshaw

Football, Stupid, Nfl

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All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

Mitchell Thomas

Funny, Soccer, Football

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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

Bill Peterson

Stupid, Men, Thinking

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Sometimes in football you have to score goals.

Thierry Henry

Soccer, Sports, Football

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

Craig Heyward

Football, Nfl Players, People

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That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.

Dennis Miller

Football, Goal, Fields

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