Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I... fermented beer or whether I fermented enzymes, the base technology was the same.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Whatever storm was brewing, I'd find it and fight it. If it was the price of being with Curran, then I would pay it. He was worth it.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
I think this would be a good time for a beer.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
Good people drink good beer.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
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